? Rhea Perlman and Danny DeVito have split after 30 years of marriage because true love does not exist. It just doesn?t. [Huff Po]
? Just kidding, Audra McDonald. Congrats on your marriage. [L.A. Times]
? You too, Amber Tamblyn and David Cross. [MTV]
? Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are back together according to sources who are so not Twilight producers because true love is forever, kids. Except not really. [People]
? Jennifer Aniston?s engagement ring is the size of your car, or the Perlman/DeVito couple, which no longer exists. (Good luck, Aniston). [People]
? Matthew McConaughey, who has lost weight to play a man with HIV, is looking a little too Method. [TMZ]
? Jay-Z took the subway to his own show because it?s fun to pretend to be poor sometimes. [TMZ]
? Blind item: ?This celebrity is A list in his field. He has had lots of romances, with lots of different women. Or he says he has at least. The only really documented celebrity relationship he has had was with this other A lister from a different field. They were not together long. Wham bam kind of thing. He told her he wanted to wait until they were in a committed relationship before they did anything. So, they got into a committed relationship and he still couldn?t do anything. Nothing. Nada. No amount of Viagra was ever going to raise his flag. When she decided to talk to him about it, our celebrity insisted he had no issues and that he was tired. Every night. Every day. Oh, he was also sick. When she kept asking, he would get more angry. Super violent. Spit flying out of his mouth angry. Turns out he really likes men but can?t ever take the chance of ever being caught with one because it would ruin his career. End it. No more love and admiration. He actually hates when female fans touch him. Reminds him of his failures. One outburst where he swung at the A lister was enough for her to walk out the door. With a broken arm which she had to keep outside a cast because she had press to do. At night she would come home and put it in a sling and cry. Took an extra month to heal because of what she had to do to keep up appearances.? [CDaN]
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